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Post by Capt Zlogg on Dec 19, 2009 8:57:36 GMT -5
silli kapitalistny :-) spatny piloti we was trainink on North Pole finding gaz and good rhino-dropping places (on head of kapitalistny). Babushka sent knitwear für unterhosen; komrade Kruschev old shoes of UN fame & comrade Brezhnev Q-feverovska! Gut instruments against kapitalistny! Cousin Victor designed spezial kommemorative elektro bike for #8347 glorious 3-wheeler kombinat painted black with red linink, elephant skin saddle, mini-borscht kontainer & chemical toilet on rear axle for instant borscht disposal.
cheers Capt Zlogg vp KGB Air Droppers (cows, elephants & rhinos - anywhere, anytime, anyhow) Chairman World Edible Poop Conference (April 2nd -17th, 2010, the Collapsed Goat, Ekaterinenborg, Ural, CCCP)
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Post by Dave Evans bgak015 on Dec 19, 2009 10:05:14 GMT -5
Is cousin Victors elektro bike made in Mother Russia or do the parts come from China an Mexico and just assembled by Victor like most of our auto companies do (then the covernent wonders why there is unemployment) that bike sounds just what a 60+ year old Kapitalistic needs , thou Kruschev shoe would look good on a desk!
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Post by Capt Zlogg on Dec 21, 2009 11:58:51 GMT -5
Comrade Evan Deville A three fold NJET to your question! All parts are made in the Great Motherland by specially commissioned holiday camp workers! They feel so proud to help make this technological break-thru a big success! Babushka did a quick marketing survey and has decreed the extension of the model range now including a "De Luxe" model featurink a mini-kettle below the saddle, a right hand drive model for the dissident countries, model "Speznast" (complete with mini guns and rocket dispensers on the handlebar), model "Lubyanka" (with handcufs & interogation lamp) and model "Ekonomie" (without wheels).
Komrade Kruschev cunningly demonstrated the high quality of Russian shoes for all the world to see. From then on Uncle Vladimir was in business!!
dobro noc Capt. Zlogg vp KGB Air Droppers (cows, elephants & rhino's) Chairman CO2 works "Ozon Whole", Chelabynsk, Kemerovo oblast, USSR
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Post by Dave Evans bgak015 on Dec 21, 2009 16:12:00 GMT -5
Maybe you could bring a few of the delux models(with wheels) down to Austrailia for the GAAR. the three wheel design would be a lot more stable than two after a trip to the kettle an the elctro power easy on the hang-over ;D
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Post by paulvdberg on Dec 22, 2009 10:38:03 GMT -5
The 19th Bluegrass pilot who finished the WR in one piece was me, in my PH-MAG. But only a few days ago... So no official ranking, I'm affraid... Well, was fun anyway. Next year better luck. ;D cheerio, Paul
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Post by Dave Evans bgak015 on Dec 22, 2009 16:27:01 GMT -5
Hey everone wasn't the last half of flight#10 a fun time I think I like the fireworks display at the end of the GAAR better a lot calmer on the old nerves.
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Post by pterodactyl (George) on Dec 22, 2009 22:28:28 GMT -5
Yep me too. I would rather have the fireworks then that full IMC bounce around I encountered on trying to come in on final.
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Post by bgas004 on Dec 23, 2009 0:58:03 GMT -5
I never fly the DC-3 so this was supposed to be a learning experience and judging from my final position after the dust settled, I didn't learn much, lol. It was fun though and gave me a chance to fly areas that I rarely, if ever fly. Now on to the "GAAR"!!!
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Post by Capt Zlogg on Dec 23, 2009 6:28:02 GMT -5
Comrade Devil Vanes,
Babushka might consider a "Down Under" model with mini-brewery in front of the borscht disposal contraption. She is however adamant on the colours: black with red linink and red star inserts in all 3 wheels. This model will be appropriately configured down under style i.e. upside down.
You will be pleased to know we received the Gold Award certificate with our win embossed. It will be displayed in the People's Aeronautical Museum displaying all the aeronautical and space achievements of our Great Motherland. Many telegrams from all over our Glorious Motherland have reached us to congratulate Proppy and yours truly with the victory over the capitalist pilots!
nashledanou Capt Zlogg vp KGB Air Droppers (cows, elephants & rhinos) first soloist Bolshoi Ballet (Novosibirsk troupe)
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Post by Allen Peterson on Dec 23, 2009 19:37:53 GMT -5
Well, it's certainly good to hear Capt. Zlogg warming up for the GAAR! I was wondering about the configuration of the "Down Under" model. I'm guessing that to get any mobility a skateboard like device - user supplied, of course - would have to be strapped to the users backside. I'm also guessing that the borscht disposal contraption would be mounted so as not to cloud the viewing screen when used. I was also wondering as to how the contraption might be filled... But I'm sure someone in the Great Motherland has already figured this out. By the way, I sent my congratulation telegram to the People's Astronautical Museum, hope you got it.
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Post by Capt Zlogg on Dec 28, 2009 6:08:45 GMT -5
Comrade Wright Patterson,
Your wonderment about the configuration of the Down Under model and wild guessing annoys Babuschky to such an extent you are scrubbed from the potential client list and declared forthwith an enemy of the Great Motherland. However onkel Theo is currently constructing a simple Workers Paradise bicycle for you with all the frills and thrills our dissident comrades enjoy when riding it. You certainly will be surprised and we strongly urge you to take it along with you while struggling towards the finish line of the oncoming GAAR 2010.
Finally, we wish to state the Museum never received a telegram from you. KGB foreign monitoring services declared the same so we are led to believe you played another dirty capitalist trick on us. Prazjuzha!!
cheers Capt Zlogg vp KGB Air Droppers (cows, elephants & rhinos) head waiter Borscht restaurant "The Farting Swan", Omsk, CCCP
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