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Post by blindsquirrel2 on Mar 1, 2010 11:14:42 GMT -5
Hello. On leg 8 I came in 12 minutes over the time and I'm looking for someone to blame for this. Cap't Zlogg in particular has been singled out by my VizziVue Video Surveillance Camera System as being very much at fault here by flying very slowly in front of me, crisscrossing my bows in a fragrant and abandoned manner; furthermore, letting his Babuschka flaunt her steaming Samovars and Kettles in a way totally designed to confuse and enrapture following pilots, who might be led to imagine they were going to get something for nothing and thereby be tempted to stray off the straight and narrow. In fact, nothing is given; Propellorovski appears in the doorway and passes out a bag on the end of a bit of string in order to collect money for the Babuschka to show you more of her Samovars. This searching for change while trying to fly a High Powered Twin Engined Airliner in a precision Manner is what has led me to overshoot the time by 12 minutes. In the bag is also a small bottle of fermented yak droppings and cigar ash, given as a sweetener by Zlogg's team to further confuddle peelots and make them receptivating to strange ideas about Time. I dint touch a dropovit and thass why I'm protestin..where are you Babusschka, are you hiding down the back of the wardrobe? Many Thanks to you, Andrew (and your hard working Team) for all of your efforts to make this such a fine event Andy.
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Post by Capt Zlogg on Mar 5, 2010 3:01:03 GMT -5
Comrade Blond Whirrel
We noticed you were a bit early but did not perform the actions as described by you. We were rather puzzled by the fact you reversed your props on long finals thereby making awkward moves described by Babushka as "dancing like a drunken Aepyornis" which she remembered from her early Pleistocene Years.
The contents of the bag are a Soviet delicacy which did not live up your kapitalistny expectations while living on a daily ration of a wide variety of burgers. Small wonder the Dark Forces do not appreciate aforementioned goodies from nature gobbling up these fat bombs!
Notwithstanding your persisting bad airmanship we sincerely hope to obstruct your futile attempts to approach your destination in time during next years GAAR.
A word of praise to the management of this event from the Kommintern and my crew on the excellent execution and flawless reporting (again) on this years GAAR.
Capt Zlogg vp KGB Air Droppers (cows, elephants & rhinos) chairman World Edible Poop Summit - Yekaterinenborg - Ural oblast
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