Post by dirtydog1006 on Feb 9, 2011 19:56:30 GMT -5
Well, the quiet before the wife’s dinner party. Cleaning most of the day, followed by endless peeling and chopping. You deserve, you need, a few touch-and-gos. MYX6 in Nassau, just what the doctor ordered. Lyming in the Caribbean (or near enough). Just you and the responsive, happy, little yellow airplane: beauty outside and tranquility inside. The Lycoming never misses a beat. Couple of circuits, real works of art, and you check your watch. Excellent! Time for one more. The wind shift will bring you in on R20. As you overfly Paradise Island, you spot a cruise ship offshore. Hay! Could that be the famous Topless Cruise for Current and Recent Beauty Contest Winners (TCCRBCW) you’ve heard so much about? If you had your chute, why you could bring the girls that pitcher of martinis on the floor. Just like James Bond, which reminds you the olives are around here somewhere…
A horse would look after you, give the reins a shake: “Stable Ahead!” But the selfless bug smasher just lets you fantasize. Gosh, the airport already? You are a few zillion tads too high. In the real world, you would go around. But real-world wife will call roll any minute now, and can impose real penalties. In contrast, the Sim FAA (SFAA) is extremely lenient. So here goes! If only you had pedals. Knife-edged banks, like in the movies, and the bug smasher responds, dropping like a stone. This could work! Maybe you ARE the greatest aviator in the world! Too fast for flaps, but this can be done! Concentrate now and BBRRINGGGGG! It’s the telephone. You have to answer, it might be the horse or the kid. Stab PAUSE!!!!! You use precious seconds explaining you are sure there will be plenty for vegans to eat at dinner, and would they like to speak directly to the cook? Situational awareness flushed, you jump back in the ship. The clock is ticking and the feel is gone, no wait, you can save this if “GET OUT HERE THE GUESTS ARE ARRIVING!!!! <rhyming swear words deleted>
Just hit the ironically named Escape button.
A horse would look after you, give the reins a shake: “Stable Ahead!” But the selfless bug smasher just lets you fantasize. Gosh, the airport already? You are a few zillion tads too high. In the real world, you would go around. But real-world wife will call roll any minute now, and can impose real penalties. In contrast, the Sim FAA (SFAA) is extremely lenient. So here goes! If only you had pedals. Knife-edged banks, like in the movies, and the bug smasher responds, dropping like a stone. This could work! Maybe you ARE the greatest aviator in the world! Too fast for flaps, but this can be done! Concentrate now and BBRRINGGGGG! It’s the telephone. You have to answer, it might be the horse or the kid. Stab PAUSE!!!!! You use precious seconds explaining you are sure there will be plenty for vegans to eat at dinner, and would they like to speak directly to the cook? Situational awareness flushed, you jump back in the ship. The clock is ticking and the feel is gone, no wait, you can save this if “GET OUT HERE THE GUESTS ARE ARRIVING!!!! <rhyming swear words deleted>
Just hit the ironically named Escape button.
